February 2011
Dear Tumblr,
self-enigma:
I’m looking forward to our date all day tomorrow seeing as that I won’t going to school because I feel as healthy as a chewed piece of gum placed under a handrail in New York City. The good news is that I’ll get to miss government, band, and english. The bad news is that I won’t be able to see the girl I like. Fuck You, Flu.
Love, Meghan
As long as you don’t stay...
January 2011
Anonymous asked: who's someone on the top of your head. you wanted to be when you where younger?
Valentineless.
If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Aaaare you achin’
Yup, yup, yup
Foooor some bacon?
Yup, yup, yup
Heeee’s a big pig
Yup, yup
You could be a big pig too.
Oy!
I'm an old-fashioned guy, I want to be an old man...
I love Johnny Depp.
The smell of a pre-made canvas out of the plastic.
Best smell in the world when your inspired but, sadly for the wrong reason. Commissioned art should be first, Richard.
I can speak fluent English.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
Sand Dollar Adventures
Thank God, peace and quiet @richard'shouse/
jennifroh asked: omg im gonna marry you
thankk you for fixing my laptop [:
xDD
i have all this music downloading lolol thank you for showing me
im soo stoked right now!
thankk you for fixing my laptop [:
xDD
i have all this music downloading lolol thank you for showing me
im soo stoked right now!
jennifroh asked: awe no thats not ttrue.
she just has low patience.
loll
she just has low patience.
loll
jennifroh asked: awe yeah sorry about the pictures ]:
I guess we didn't end up doing the pictures, no...
Pray for Cairo.
Tropical Smoothie and Sushi.
pick-ay-chew.
Ben Has a Kid.
Ignorance.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Professor: Is God good? Student: Sure. Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal...
Glitter is tacky.
My mom just threatened to throw all my clothes away. WTF?
My ass hurts,
so fucking bad.
32s asked: nigga you gay
I hate to unfollow you
prismcell:
But I’m getting tired of all the giant nipples
blewbubbles asked: i have a porno blog like that following me too. i just ignore it haha
meridithz asked: huh y u friken out?
Yo I'm freaking out, why is that girl following...
fraggie asked: I've seen NERD twice and I'm from the UK, SAH SHADDAPPP.
Lemme underline famous.
I once had chocolate too.
Wasn’t Tron already a movie?
Famous bands from Virginia:
32s:
richardarmitage:
Chris Brown, Dave Matthews band, Gwar, Lamb of God, Mae, Missy Elliot, Jason Mraz, Timbaland, and Tobymac. (Lol)
N.E.R.D., Pharrell, and Clipse
Nonsense.